Monday, May 3, 2010
On the Inevitable:
"Haven't you noticed the teenagers around here are really bad? I hope I'm never a teenager!"
On Piercings:
"When I grow up, I am going to get my ears pierced twice, and my nose pierced and my eyebrow pierced"
----
"Yeah right that's impossible to pierce your eyebrow, it would go into your brain."
----
"Yeah right that's impossible to pierce your eyebrow, it would go into your brain."
Friday, March 19, 2010
On Communication:
"What do you think you might say to our Mexican penpals when we skype?"
---
"Levante sus pantalones, por favor."
Translated: Please pull up your pants.
---
"Levante sus pantalones, por favor."
Translated: Please pull up your pants.
On Clarification:
"Is that supposed to be a coconut with three eyes?"
---
"No, it's a monster that eats lost souls, spits them back out, and then tortures them."
---
"No, it's a monster that eats lost souls, spits them back out, and then tortures them."
Thursday, March 18, 2010
On The Best Excuse Ever:
"Only Matt has the antidote for my stupidity, and he won't tell me where he hid it."
On Facebook:
"My mom said not to be friends with the stars, because you never know who is on there. Like, there could be paparazzi"
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)