Monday, May 3, 2010

On the Inevitable:

"Haven't you noticed the teenagers around here are really bad? I hope I'm never a teenager!"

On Piercings:

"When I grow up, I am going to get my ears pierced twice, and my nose pierced and my eyebrow pierced"
"Yeah right that's impossible to pierce your eyebrow, it would go into your brain."

On Strengths:

"I don't have art eyes, I have music eyes."

Friday, March 19, 2010

On Communication:

"What do you think you might say to our Mexican penpals when we skype?"
"Levante sus pantalones, por favor."
Translated: Please pull up your pants.

On Clarification:

"Is that supposed to be a coconut with three eyes?"
"No, it's a monster that eats lost souls, spits them back out, and then tortures them."

Thursday, March 18, 2010

On The Best Excuse Ever:

"Only Matt has the antidote for my stupidity, and he won't tell me where he hid it."

On Facebook:

"My mom said not to be friends with the stars, because you never know who is on there. Like, there could be paparazzi"