Wednesday, January 20, 2010

On Eye Witness Accounts:

"I have seen this in person before...just kidding, I haven't travelled into outer space yet."

Friday, January 15, 2010

On Security:

"My sketchbook needs a password in order to open it but you're the only one who doesn't need one."

On Story Quilts:

"What do you think you get when you take a story and a quilt and put them together?"
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"A sandwich maker."

Thursday, January 14, 2010

On Visibility:

"And look, here is the invisible bridge that connects my planet to planet earth."

On Travel:

"I don't get why they say it takes so long to get to Mars, on google earth you can just zoom in on houses in Africa and it takes like two seconds."

On Geography:

"Can anyone think of a state that is near Rhode Island?"
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"Pawtucket"
"No, Pawtucket isn't a state, I know...Boston!"

On Guessing:

"I have a really big surprise for you at the end of the lesson."
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"Is it a sumo wrestler?"

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

On Comprimising:

"Instead of drawing a car that runs on solar power...can I draw a bunny?"

Thursday, January 7, 2010

On Imagination Suits:

"Would it be okay if I took my imagination suit off now? I don't want to wear it anymore."

On Scientific Illustration:

"I can see the zebra's butt in this picture, but I should leave it out of my drawing because we are in school and all, right?"

On Photosynthesis:

"My parents cut down a tree in front of my house, and I can still breathe."