On Grammer:

"My snake is wearing pants! Or ummm.....pant!"

On Aztec Mythology:

"Yeah, about that whole end of the world thing... my parents said that I was grounded until doomsday. What does that mean?"

On Fact vs. Fiction:

"Can I add a wacky fact?"
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"Sure! What is the fact?"
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"Oh, I haven't come up with it yet."

On the theory, time flies:

"But last week, art class was longer...I know it was!"

On Accomplishments:

"Ms. Pottberg, I finished starting."

On Science:

"Did you know some fish have wings? I saw one jump out of the water and fly for a while."